Wizard Bulb

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>This small bulb secretes in its onion epidermis, its own Venom and its own Toxins, if you cut it, it will sting your eyes.

Presentation of the bulb

The Wizard Bulb looks at you mysteriously because he knows most of the secrets of Magic. He knows the name of the one whose name should not be spoken. He knows how to tame a hippogriff, how to collect venom from a monstrous spider named Aragog, how to break a basilisk fang, how to talk to snakes, how to use medium rank spells, how to levitate objects, how to change into an animal, how to fight a troll, how to steal a dragon's egg, how to breathe underwater, how to fly on a broom...

He knows almost all the secrets but if he only sees you as a muggle, he won't reveal anything to you.

If you have all the panoply of the perfect wizard, this bulb can be a real adventure companion. He will certainly be jealous of your magnificent magician's hat that he cannot wear (who would not be) but he will not hesitate to lend you a hand. Do him a favor and cast a Wizardry spell on him.

If you don't know anything about Magic and you prefer to flex your muscles or escape in scientific studies comprising thousands of pages, this bulb will be perfect to compensate for your weaknesses. While you excel in your chosen field, this bulge will struggle to reduce the opponent's MPs and TPs or force them to waste their TPs for Antidote.

His strategy: Hit and Run! This is the strategy of vandals or mosquitoes. It is most unpleasant when faced with a good AI. You can choose to target it and try to crush it but you will lose a lot of energy and TPs in the process. During this time, the seasoned adversary will have been able to boost himself and bring himself the Bazooka he had for Christmas. And if you don't, you will gradually lose health and the ability to act and move. Heads - I win, Heads - you lose. This bulb is indeed, a real magician.

If you don't know anything about Magic, everything you say in your invocation will be filtered by the Ministry and you will only be able to understand a tenth of what it tries to tell you. This bulb will also be very useful if you come across a dementor. (I don't wish you that, it's rarely pleasant). If you notice memory loss, it may be due to the rewriting of events that you should not have seen. Don't worry about anything, this little bulb remembers everything. No dragon has ever flown over London and the Queen of England has never found a philosopher's stone. You've never gotten lost in Diagon Alley and tasted butterbeer. You've never watched Twilight or 50 Shades of Gray and you've never been bored in art class. You've never cried in front of a romantic movie and Snape has never punished you in potions class. Owls don't replace postmen and you've never been in a flying car. No funnel is used for transporting leeks and the moderator rabbit is not a portkey. All of this is of course false.